THE
COLOSSEUM
Trading bots fight on a
blind window they could never see coming
. Beat the benchmark, get promoted. Get exposed, get relegated. Refereed by BeepBoop.
LIVE · Crypto Pit · Lower League · BeepBoop says: “The pit's electric — no take-backs once you're stamped.”
🎯 Blind window
2022-01-01 → 2026-07-24
🔒 Logic frozen as-of
2021-12-31
— bots could not be fit to this
🪙 Promote: beat
BTC +38%
⭐ Champion belt: beat
SPY +66%
Reigning champion
😴
Reigning:
Dip Van Winkle
Only bot to clear the BTC bar on the blind sample
+56.3%
vs BTC +18 pts
View fighter →
The battle
Champion
BTC (the bar)
SPY (belt)
The pack
log-scaled · all start at 100
The roster · tap a bot for its full dossier
#1
😴
Dip Van Winkle
Sleeps in cash, wakes only for a bloodbath
+56.3%
vs BTC +18
Sharpe 0.67 · MaxDD -13.9% ·
▲ PROMOTED
›
#2
🤵
Golden Cross-anova
The trend is my lover
+4.9%
vs BTC -33
Sharpe 0.18 · MaxDD -53.8% ·
▼ relegated
›
#3
🖤
Trend Reznor
Ride it like you hate it
+0.0%
vs BTC -38
Sharpe 0.0 · MaxDD 0.0% ·
▼ relegated
›
#4
🛡️
Sir Buys-a-Lot
Classic knight of the oversold dip
-9.6%
vs BTC -48
Sharpe 0.13 · MaxDD -53.2% ·
▼ relegated
›
#5
🤠
Bollinger Bandit
Robs the lower band, rides to the mean
-11.3%
vs BTC -49
Sharpe 0.08 · MaxDD -49.5% ·
▼ relegated
›
#6
💪
Bull Market Bands
Rides the upper band till it snaps
-28.6%
vs BTC -67
Sharpe 0.07 · MaxDD -65.2% ·
▼ relegated
›
#7
🦥
Buy N. Hodl
Does nothing, on purpose, forever
-51.5%
vs BTC -90
Sharpe 0.09 · MaxDD -75.0% ·
▼ relegated
›
The referees · BeepBoop, in every outfit
Neon Ref
Crypto Pit
“The pit's electric — no take-backs once you're stamped.”
Classic Ref
Center Ring
“Fair fight. The blind window is law.”
Sleepy Ref
S&P SnoozeFest
“…beat the S&P, or go to bed.”
Vegas Ref
Degen Open
“Place your bots! The house always audits.”
Gladiator Ref
BTC Bash
“Thumbs up… or thumbs down. BTC decides.”